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The Anti-Bark Alternative

Stop Paying £15+ Per Lead

Get unlimited customer enquiries for a flat £29/year. No commission. No fake leads. No contracts.

Join 7,000+ UK furniture & interior design businesses

Why Tradespeople Hate Lead-Gen Sites

You already know the drill. Here's what you're putting up with.

£15+ Per Lead That Ghosts You

Bark, MyBuilder, Checkatrade charge per lead. Most leads never respond. You're paying for phone numbers that go straight to voicemail.

Commissions Eat Your Profit

Some platforms take 10-20% commission on every job. That's YOUR money going to a middleman who did nothing but sell you a name.

Fake Reviews, No Trust

Customers don't trust inflated review scores on platforms where everyone has 4.8 stars. HouseJester profiles are real and transparent.

What You Get with HouseJester

A straightforward listing that works for you, not against you. Browse our 21 categories of UK businesses.

Unlimited Enquiries, Zero Commission

Customers contact you directly. No middleman, no per-lead fees. Just a flat £29/year.

Free SEO Backlink

Every Silver+ listing includes a dofollow link from housejester.com. That's a high-authority niche signal that boosts YOUR website on Google.

Premium Portfolio

Showcase your best work with photo galleries. Gold members get verified badges and priority search placement.

How We Compare

We did the maths so you don't have to.

FeatureHouseJester SilverBarkCheckatradeMyBuilder
Annual Cost£29£500-2,000+£600+£500+
Cost Per Lead£0£15-50£5-15£10-30
Commission0%0%0%0%
SEO BacklinkDofollow
Photo GalleryGoldLimitedLimited
Review SystemVerified

Ready to Stop Wasting Money on Leads?

Create your free profile in under 5 minutes. Upgrade to Silver for £29/year when you're ready for unlimited enquiries and an SEO backlink.

Compare all plans on our pricing page.